May 25, 2009

left behind

"I-know! Yeah-so-but-uh-there-are-like-these-five-women-and-they're-all-pregnant-at-the-same-time-and-the-Rapture-comes-you-know? and-of-course-everyone-is-taken-up-to-glory-but-they're-left-behind-even-though-some-of-them-are-you-know-like-nice-people-and-all-and-then-Satan....
Hello? are you still there?"


Overly enthusiastic, overly plump, under-dressed, early 20s girl on cellphone, behind me on the escalator to the Christian/Gay/New Age/Cookbook section of Barnes and Noble.

5 comments:

Jill said...

Ick!

larry said...

sort of a mini review.

Elizabeth said...

And then Satan said, "Oh honey, I'm ALWAYS still here!"

Christopher said...

what happened next????!!!

Miss Janey said...

Jeez Miss J wishes the Rapture would just go ahead and happen already so these idiots would be on their self-righteous way and leave the rest of us to our fun.