I bought books for my class, a few for myself....but this isn't about me.
No, this about someone far more important.
In the stacks, Carlos found a real treasure. He came up to me and excitedly showed me his treasure:
Then he flipped the pages to show me where the hand of Fate itself had underlined this line:
I think part of his excitement was because we can't help but be reminded of this infamous Tyra Banks segment:
"One night a week I make it a practice to cover my entire body, forehead to toes, with Vaseline. I buy Vaseline in huge jars for this purpose. I rub it in thoroughly and apply it thickly. I then put on a flannel nightgown and lightweight socks to cover my feet and go to sleep like that." (Hotchner, Doris Day: Her Own Story, p. 291)
But Tyra ain't got nothing on Doris.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some lubricating to do.