Apr 26, 2009

eight things I need a twelve step program for

1. Ellipses...I can't help it. And to make matters worse, I like to use more than the standard three.

2. Diet Coke: It's funny that I had never even tasted the stuff until my ex introduced it to me some million years ago. It's the longest lasting part of that relationship, but, sadly, not the most poisonous.













3. Sinus medicine: but it's hell living without it. Yes, yes, yes, I know it's bad, but see number 8.






4. White foods. And I don't mean Grey Poupon.





5. The word "anyway." Anyway, I overuse it.


6. LU biscuits: the dark chocolate ones. I can't trust myself around them.



7. Target: You know it's bad when you realize a mercury glass lamp with dark blue shade (not yet on sale) has been moved an inch and a half to the right since the last time you were there.


8. Procrastinating what's frightening: Heck, I'll even procrastinate enjoyment. That's how sick I am.

8 comments:

Ur-spo said...

i hear now and then in the medical community that diet coke and its ilk robs the bones of its density.

the crackers sound too good to give up.

Elizabeth said...

At least you don't overuse "anyways" too much. And those LU biscuits (dark chocolate) are serious trouble in a box. Those clever little separated plastic compartments ... as if you're SUPPOSED to eat that entire leeetle stack!

MJ said...

Face it...

no make that...

Face it..............

You're never getting out of rehab.

Fabulastic said...

I love LU biscuits. But the best part is to eat them in France. «Le Petit Ecolier» means the little school boy so... you can say:

«I had two little school boys today»
«I am craving for a school boy...»
«I love to lick the front part of a little school boy and nibble the rear part»

and so on...

Kim Hambric said...

Gosh, thanks for reminding me to go to Target today. I'm sure its been five days. I know they miss me. You've also reminded me I have some yummy French chocolates stashed out of the reach of a 7-year-old. Its gonna be hot here today -- I shouldn't let them melt.

Anyways, procrastination is my religion.

fendor said...

I love me some Target! Sometimes I just wander through the store not quite sure what I need but knowing it is hiding somewhere in the store.

Miss Janey said...

That G-damned Target is addicting. Miss J is convinced that crack is being dispersed via the ventilation system.

ayem8y said...

Are you sure that twelve steps will be sufficient?