"Hey, y'all I got a riddle...lissen!"
(resident class smartass)
"What's the square root of 69?"
"I don't know." (her naive friend)
"Pft. Never mind."
(smartass is frustrated, but tries again)
"What's the square root of 6.9?"
"I don't know...I ain't good in math."
"This ain't math, stupid!"
I don't know. (increasingly frustrated)
"What's the square root of 6.9?
A good thing messed up by a period."
(giggling from the outer audience.
Encouraged, smartass continues)
"Ok. Ok. What's the new gay website?
" : pound pound pound"
(confusion...and a smattering of nervous laughter)
"What's O. J. Simpson's new website?
// \ Escape "
"I don't get it." (naive friend shrugs)
"Girl, there ain't no hope for you. He killt his wife!
"Lord have mercy."
(shaking her head in disgust)
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