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Apr 8, 2009
Everything's bigger in Texas
Tomorrow, straight after work, I'll be setting off to join Michael on a pilgrimage to Houston to see the "Britpop Godhead" himself.
I've never actually been to Houston before. I know, hard to believe, but true.
How've I managed to avoid it so long? I don't know.
No offense to fading asexualish popstars with Oscar Wilde fixations, but the main draw for me is that I've heard there's an IKEA there!
I've never seen one of those either. I'm very excited. They won't even send the catalog out here to the wilderness.
What does one wear to a Morrissey concert anyway?