Apr 16, 2009

Too late

Human-Animal Hybrid Ban Sought

BATON ROUGE -- Legislation that would prohibit scientists in the state from creating human-animal hybrids for experimentation -- believed to be the first such ban proposed in the nation -- has been filed for debate at the lawmaking session that opens April 27.



Ummm...I'm afraid "scientists" around here have been attempting this for years in their own backyards and fields.

I think I've seen evidence of their success a few times at the Dollar General Store.

Anyway, I'm glad to see that, again, Louisiana is on the cutting edge of science.

3 comments:

Miss Janey said...

This really f's with Miss J's plan to become a mermaid. or a wolfman.

D-BB said...

So, this means no more lawyers?

Ur-spo said...

we have had hybrids like this for years here in Arizona.

seriously, man/animal hybrids have been the source of myths forever.