Cannes Film Festival 2026 Rundown: Trophée Chopard Ceremony
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The stars came out at the Cannes Film Festival to model jewels at the
Trophée Chopard Ceremony. Well. Some of them did, anyway. The others tried
their be...
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It's the least you can do.
Why?
well, hmmm...I knew the culprit would out himself eventually.
Should have figured it was you, David.
tsk.
Use the stairwell.
Less traffic.
your apartment building?
One should endeavor to clean up after oneself when shooting porn in an elevator. The same rule applies when shooting people in an elevator as well.
I think I've seen that video. "Up the Down Bitch" wasn't it?
This reminds me of an old joke. Please do apologise me if you already know about it or find it of poor taste.
Three queens enter an elevator. The first one notices a white spot on the wall and says: «Oh, that really looks like cum.»
The second one goes, sniffs it and states: «Yes, it is definitely cum!»
The third one pushes the others, goes to the spot and licks it. After some tasting, the queen rolls his eyes and says:
«Yes..yes..it is... but it is not from anyone in the building. There's no respect...»
Oooo...ok, I gotta remember that one.
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