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Ten reasons I left Les Miserables early:

1. The fact that this was *not* the poster.

2. The fact that for 2 hours or more, no sign of Hugh Jackman's penis.
None!

3. The "singing"

4. The fact that I hadn't really wanted to see it in the first place, just the costumes, and Hugh Jackman's penis...in a costume.

5. The 60 something couple behind me who kept talking: ("Oh my god...listen honey, that's that song by Susan Boyle!")

6. Betsy, the 90 year old immaculately dressed hunchback sitting next to me, (with what I hope is Tourette's), who screamed bloody murder at the top of her lungs during the trailers.
Three times: Loud.

7. The indignant "theatre" gays who lisped out an angry "Will you PLEASE be quiet!" at Betsy.
Thee times: Loud.

8. The fact that I had to pee.

9. Betsy's  70 something friends who yelled. "Shut up Betsy, you're acting like an asshole!" To which Betsy responded "I don't give a shit!" and then veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery sloooooooowly hobbled her way out of the theater in a huff.

10. The acrid smell of burning plastic.  "You smell that? What's on fire?" 

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From the Trailerparks of Middle Earth

Who needs to see "The Hobbit" in 3D when you can see this in on the truck ahead of you?

Btw, "Bye!" is totally Quenya for "Bitchin'"

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Dear Santa...

here are a few things I need. love, jason

money

a little sugar...in my bowl

a vacation

some stamps

a new cellphone

three cars, a yacht and a butler

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today's lesson plan

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 Exhibit B: This clown, whose book I just can't make myself read.

(I'm ashamed to admit I find myself attracted to him....cross eyes and all. dammit)

 

Exhibit A:
Of course it's dear old Grace Coddington, whose memoir, on the other hand, I'm very much enjoying. She's a delight.
And as Mistress Maddie says, a perfect role model for us all.

can you guess our mystery guest?

Mystery dates from two of the books I'm looking at the pictures of reading right now.


Ex. A.

Sample quote:
 "I gazed lovingly into my husband's eyes while he, being somewhat shorter than I, stood on a box."

Ex. B.

Sample quote: "'It's like---squishy and mushy a little, and all over my clothes! Gross!'"

Sample thoughts:

1. I find myself attracted to both of them.

2. I am profoundly disturbed by this (moreso by  Exhibit B than to Exhibit A, however.)

2. Who has the better hair?

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Recently seen (no, really)...

Bust of Ronald Reagan (@consignment shop)

a diet coke "3D" puzzle (@ Michael's)

The Ronald Reagan "Graphic Novel" (at DollarTree)

The Diet Coke Xmas ornament (@TJMaxx)

Anyway, I still think Diet Coke would have been a better president.

Diet Coke/Hillary 2016!

You know, one of those Tuesday nights...

when you find yourself alone, on a late night in Target...

wheeling around a box of plastic Christmas ornaments, a kitchen timer, a big ass cup of diet coke and....a bottle of vodka.

Again.

If in the event the winner is unable to fulfill his duties...

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Stick it

I've just returned yet another crowded suburban parking lot where every other SUV has one of these on it.

I groan each time I see one.
Next step, might be a razor blade....(to the window or my wrists, not sure.)

ahem

OMG. I may need to kill someone

Just stop it already, people!

Ok, not quite as bad

Finally something I hope to see one day.