The other day my Vietnamese hairdresser/friend told me that tomorrow is the new year:
"We call it 'year of the cat'. Chinese, they call it year of rabbit."
Me too. I hate cat."
"Really?" I say. "I'm a leo. I think I am a cat."
"I know," she smiles and continues fucking up my hair.
6 comments:
Cat? I didn't know there was an alternative year!
Ulimate revenge, you infidel!
How do you say bitch in Vietnamese?
So confusing. Is it still 2001?
She think.... Stupid American Cat bring hair to number one cat butcher and keep coming back.
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