Student: "Hey, you 'member Nyesha?"
Me: "Hmmm...you mean from like 10 years ago?"
Student: "Yeah. She my cousin."
Me: "Really? How's she doing?
Student: "She just got outta prison!
Oh, and she gone have another baby."
Me: "Well, then.
Tell her 'hi' for me."
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