1. Why "Tonya Harding" is a top "trending now" topic according to Yahoo.
2. Why did I buy six pink valentine cupcakes for myself?
3. Why every time the administration fucks up, we're called in to be given a stern lecturing to. It's kind of like a parent gambling all of his daughter's savings away only to tell her:
"Now listen here, Sally, you just have to be more responsible with your money or else!"
4. How the black dress shoes I bought to replace the last pair, which were too unfashionable to wear anymore, have already gone out of style, without my having ever worn them.
5. Why people answer the phone when they clearly don't have time to talk.
6. Why the one bathroom, one, at work either has a working toilet or is unlocked, but never at the same time.
7. How to get that half a bottle of spilled cumin that fell behind the stove, so the kitchen doesn't smell like a cheap Indian buffet anymore.
8. Why that nice lady
9. Where those six valentines day cupcakes went.
10. Who keeps visiting here from:
"Holy See (Vatican City State) arrived from waynes-nude-musicians.blogspot.com on "night is half gone...".