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Feb 3, 2011
The other day my Vietnamese hairdresser/friend told me that tomorrow is the new year:
"We call it 'year of the cat'. Chinese, they call it year of rabbit."
Me too. I hate cat."
"Really?" I say. "I'm a leo. I think I am a cat."
"I know," she smiles and continues fucking up my hair.