Feb 3, 2011

Tết offensive



The other day my Vietnamese hairdresser/friend told me that tomorrow is the new year:
"We call it 'year of the cat'. Chinese, they call it year of rabbit."
Me too. I hate cat."



"Really?" I say. "I'm a leo. I think I am a cat."
"I know," she smiles and continues fucking up my hair.

6 comments:

Ur-spo said...

Cat? I didn't know there was an alternative year!

stella-rondo said...
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David Toms said...

Ulimate revenge, you infidel!

MJ said...

How do you say bitch in Vietnamese?

Miss Janey said...

So confusing. Is it still 2001?

designing wally said...

She think.... Stupid American Cat bring hair to number one cat butcher and keep coming back.