Had a lovely time at the Satyricon ball last night.
I was dressed in a lavender lame cutaway coat, green velvet knickers, an orange ruffled shirt...a cravat made from a lampshade found in my neighbror's garbage, oh, and tassled red velvet fez...found on the street.
I looked like an organ grinder's monkey, but the PRINCE of organ grinders' monkeys, dammit.
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