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Aug 9, 2010
I bought a pig
A few days ago I decided to finally cancel my match.com subscription. I've been paying them for all these years. And for what? I mean really
I realized it was a disgrace for me to be wasting money on rejection and heartbreak when it could be put to much better use.
So, I donated the money to Heifer.org
This year I bought a pig.
Last year (in honor of my birthday) I'd bought a goat.
I'm just hoping my goat is still alive....being milked and breeding little kids...and that she didn't end up on the bad end of barbecue pit.
I'd have liked to have given her a name, you know?
I don't know why they couldn't have gotten her to write me a letter like the children I sent money to did,
I'm sure she could have scratched something out with a hoof, right?
Anyway, I'm naming my pig.
He's going to be Raoul, whether they like it or not.
Hell, at least my pig is going to have a sexy name, dammit.