1. Nothing is cuter than a group of nuns...in habits...at an sidewalk cafe...at night...eating croissants...playing with a puppy.
2. There's never a camera when needed.
3. "Smushed" is a "Jersey shore verb" which is also a Westbank verb, but then many are.
4. I have a New Orleans accent (ahem)
5. The Banana Republic model who catches your eye while gayly prancing out of his Land Rover at Whole Foods will surprisingly (?) retrieve one of a set of twins from his homely wife and proceed to prance to the cheese counter, with her lumbering behind him.
6. I have two gray eyebrow hairs.
7. Missourians pronounce it "Missouruh" in the northern part of the state. Brad Pitt is from Missouruh.
8. I don't care.
9. Nicholas Cage, in real life, is small and thin and looks "like Phyllis Diller".
10. I really want to see Phyllis Diller.
11. Blood oranges aren't worth the extra price.
12. How ridiculously fun it is to read lines with Tallulah Bankhead.
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sorry honey... brad pitt is from SOUTHERN Missouri (Springfield) where it is pronounced Missour-ee...
and we have a number 13.
ONLY TWO gray eyebrow hairs?! Betch I am constantly tweezering for fear folks will mistake me for Einstein.
It is fun isn't it? Are you doing the Penelope Pepper accent? I'll try to record a couple more scenes for the coming week.
Stoke...stroke...strooooke.
RE #6 - pluck 'em.
RE #12 - probably a lot more fun than partying with her - safer too!
Noo Awlins doesn't have "just for men facial/eyebrow/nose hair color" yet? Perhaps Brad will snail mail you sum from 'Ms. Zourie', land o' butter.
Nothing as charming as a good New Orlyuns accent. Expecially when taking a crack at "mayonnaise."
Yum...cracked mayonnaize on Brad...
That's "Jersey Shore" as in the MTV show ("smushed" was first used by Ronnie).
I had better post this anonymously.
I have one platinum blonde eyebrow hair...that's my story and I'm sticking with it!
I say, "tumped"...I think it's a Texas thing. Ex: That thar boat done tumped over!
I would love to hear your accent!
Here's 13, Jason: Miss J once made out with a complete stranger in a ba because he looked like Nicolas Cage. (In her defense, it was the early 90s & he didn't yet look like Miss Diller.)
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