Dec 9, 2009

fruitcake mail

Today was a pretty he, she, it-ty day, if you get my drift.
I'll spare you the details.

Anyway, the one bright spot was when I got home...opened my mailbox and found my first christmas card of the season....and not only the first, but maybe the best christmas card
ever:

Yes, that's right, it's a blow up fruitcake.










The jokes just write themselves, don't they?
That makes it even better, if that's possible.
Thanks, V!

8 comments:

Colon said...

As everyone has suspected, holiday fruitcakes really ARE dense enough to stop a speeding bullet. (With video.) Can a Fruitcake Stop a Bullet?

mrpeenee said...

Are you sure it's supposed to be a fruitcake? It looks sort of like a blow up Lunch Meat Gone Bad.

govtdrone said...

Glad you liked it! I have mine on my desk and I ask people if they want a slice then throw it at them.

jason said...

Thank goodness our Colons are now warning us of the dangers of fruitcake. I can't blame them.

Kim Hambric said...

I want one!!!!! I'm going to tell Santa tonight. Lucky you.

MJ said...

Here’s a big inflatable banana to go with it.

larry said...

since i can't stand REAL fruitcakes, this is so perfect! so apropos...

Dean Grey said...

Ha ha ha, that's pretty funny, Jason!

What a unique item! Never heard of such a thing until now!

-Dean