I'll spare you the details.
Anyway, the one bright spot was when I got home...opened my mailbox and found my first christmas card of the season....and not only the first, but maybe the best christmas card
ever:
Yes, that's right, it's a blow up fruitcake.
The jokes just write themselves, don't they?
That makes it even better, if that's possible.
Thanks, V!
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Are you sure it's supposed to be a fruitcake? It looks sort of like a blow up Lunch Meat Gone Bad.
Glad you liked it! I have mine on my desk and I ask people if they want a slice then throw it at them.
Thank goodness our Colons are now warning us of the dangers of fruitcake. I can't blame them.
I want one!!!!! I'm going to tell Santa tonight. Lucky you.
Here’s a big inflatable banana to go with it.
since i can't stand REAL fruitcakes, this is so perfect! so apropos...
Ha ha ha, that's pretty funny, Jason!
What a unique item! Never heard of such a thing until now!
-Dean
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