"Oh no! Martha Stewart's new chow puppy, Genghis Khan, died in a tragic fire at her breeder's boarding facility. She was so upset that she told Twitter all about it. So how did she cope?"
Well it was already barbecued. It's not like she could make pot pie is it?
Pot pie...Anything like hash brownies?
She will of course say, "It's chow time!"
leave it to martha to turn it into a cooknig event.
Cut her some slack, she learned to push it all down inside, deep down, and not show the tender, bruised, wounded dove that beats within her chest in the Big House. Or on Big Martha's knee. One of the two.
Even tough Miss J STILL has not forgiven MIss MArtha for her filthy lies about insider trading, her heart goes out to anyone who has lost a beloved pet.
oh dear.. it's ages since the last time I had dog...
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