Mar 1, 2009

warning on the bathroom wall

Last night, I saw this paragraph very neatly written on the bathroom stall of a suburban supermarket. Each line was perfectly level, each letter about an inch high, in blue permanent marker:

The officers (telepaths) are monitoring the system.

In 2005 the telepaths sent to this place, New Orleans, the
group of degenerates in the form of Petaphiles and child molesters.
They are here under the officer's control. It is their experiment.
They can see all things here. On March 13
there will be the apocalypse of the mind. The Petaphile and degenerate army
will be unloosed upon the lion of Judah. Only Christ the Fallen Angel will survive.


I had to copy it down, of course..on a sheet of toilet paper.

I mean you can't say we haven't been warned.
I do have to wonder what a "Petaphile" is, however.
I'm thinking of Pam Anderson, and if an army of Pam Andersons is coming in the next few weeks, I want to be in a bunker.....maybe with some KFC.
That's all I'm saying.

14 comments:

joe*to*hell said...

i'd like to comment on PETAphiles....and your astute pam anderson commentary - however, it is not lost on me that you were in the stall at a supermarket.....i know what you were doing, ok?

sam said...

i always wanted to be a profit.

that's all i got.

joe*to*hell said...

sounds like jason was trying to MAKE a profit

Elizabeth said...

Hmmmmmmm.... ignorant, illiterate idiot or intelligent, amusing, literate pedophile? Which to choose?

Or perhaps, given that it's Safeway, he's talking about Pita-philes, which are delicious with humus!

MJ said...

I'd always assumed pedo was Latin for feet and that they were referring to foot lovers.

So I don't suppose it would help if I joined you in the bunker and threw my heels at them?

Fabulastic said...

This is so unfair. When i thought i knew all paraphilias there is someone that appears with a new one. I am so tired trying to keep up with it but here is the defenition~:

Petaphilia is the sexual atraction for PETA members. And what could be more repulsive than that?

mrpeenee said...

KFC in the bunker? Count me in!

ayem8y said...

So March 13th is the day of telepathic petaphiles? I did not know this. Everybody gets a day now. When is Lion of Judah day?

TJB said...

Meet any senators while you were hunkered down in there?

fendor said...

I am still deciding which is worse using a grocery bathroom, an army of Pam Andersons or KFC. hmmmmm

ilduce said...

First and foremost in my mind,...

WHAT are we all going to wear on March 13th?????

Colleen said...

This is the kind of thing that people with mental problems send to newspapers and magazines all the time. They're just trying to alert as many people as they can.

Mr. Peacock said...

Watch out for those PETAphiles!

Salty Miss Jill said...

Sounds like paranoid behavior, god bless him/her. More meds, please.