"Sandy. I like that name. Every time I hear that name I think of 'Grease'. I could watch that movie all the time."
"Pft.
Everytime I hear that name I think of this crazy ole lady I work wit.
She dirty."
"What? You mean she curses?"
"No, I mean she dirty...and crazy.
I axt her the other day, 'How come you so dirty?'
Girl, she lookt me straight in the eye and said,
'I ain't dirty. I'm Sandy.'
Couldn't much argue wit dat."
Friday Leftovers for the Week of February 16th, 2025
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That’s right, kittens! Your manly hosts had so much red carpetry upon which
to opinionate this week, that we have a genuine, bona fide, for real
rundown ...
4 comments:
Okay...eww! Like that’s pretty much her excuse for everything, “My house ain’t filthy it’s just a little Sandy or “Hop in my car an brush the Sandy off the seats.” All I can think of is in Pink Flamingos, “Miss Sandstone....Miss Sandy Sandstone...”
The voice of Sandy that I heard in my head (ahem) while reading this exchange was that of Ruth Brown.
Call the Mr Sandman that lady needs some rest...
Oh yes, she did!
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