Mar 10, 2009

Sandy

Overheard, 12:15 pm

"Sandy. I like that name. Every time I hear that name I think of 'Grease'. I could watch that movie all the time."

"Pft.
Everytime I hear that name I think of this crazy ole lady I work wit.
She dirty."

"What? You mean she curses?"

"No, I mean she dirty...and crazy.

I axt her the other day, 'How come you so dirty?'
Girl, she lookt me straight in the eye and said,

'I ain't dirty. I'm Sandy.'

Couldn't much argue wit dat."

4 comments:

ayem8y said...

Okay...eww! Like that’s pretty much her excuse for everything, “My house ain’t filthy it’s just a little Sandy or “Hop in my car an brush the Sandy off the seats.” All I can think of is in Pink Flamingos, “Miss Sandstone....Miss Sandy Sandstone...”

TJB said...

The voice of Sandy that I heard in my head (ahem) while reading this exchange was that of Ruth Brown.

Fabulastic said...

Call the Mr Sandman that lady needs some rest...

Salty Miss Jill said...

Oh yes, she did!