Jan 20, 2008

"and trust us, we see you take your wieners for long walks"



“We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners and trust us we see you take your wieners for long walks w/out picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us dearly so please clean up all the weiner poopie, if you want to see Jesus unharmed. Sincerely, Lindy Lane Residents.”



Found this gem by way of dlisted.
It's a story about a ransom note that this lovely lady in Michigan got from her neighbors.

6 comments:

Silly Monkey said...

This made the NEWS? LOL. Lindy Lane must be a dull place. Look at her serious face!

jason said...

It's all about that note.
I mean that's some great writing right there.

Elizabeth said...

"we see you take your wieners for long walks..."
This is priceless! At first I was really confused and actually thought it might be some anti-gay thing.
And "if you want to see Jesus unharmed!" Wow. I'm not even Christian and this is wrong on so many levels. Now I'm dying to know how it turns out!

thombeau said...

Teehee!

Michael Guy said...

What kind of sick fucks live on Lindy Lane!! YOU put that Jesus statue back right now, kids!

I think 'Mrs. Wiener Poopies' should mail all her neighbors a turd. Think Divine in "Pink Flamingos"...

No Milk said...

weiner and jesus in the same blog post is just too funny. poopie cracks me up too. but maybe they could've squeezed in camel toe and it would've been perfect.