Dec 31, 2013

A Random Compendium of How To (part 3)

Here are some of my goals for the year:

1. diet

2. Learn to lie

3. Learn to plan


4. Be more communicative



5.take charge of my own destiny

6.  be more hip, happening and now
7. make more friends
8.  exercise more

9. please him
10. write my autobiography

13 comments:

The Cool Cookie said...

I for one hope to seek out a "zazz pussy".

The Cool Cookie said...

Am I missing something, or is there now part two in your three part post?

Raina Cox said...

Could you direct as to where I might purchase a copy of #5?

The Cool Cookie said...

Raina, I love how it says it a LATE hour FACT BOOK.

Muscato said...

I always plan to be thoughtful and kind, but somehow it never quite works out that way.

Mistress Maddie said...

I best brush up on my etiquette skills right quick. Where are my boys? And A Happy New Year to you sweetie! Much happiness and peace for you in the New Year!

Diane said...

I've always thought of you as a groovy, drooly, twangie boy. Also, can I borrow "How to Avoid Everything" when you're done?

Diane said...

I've always thought of you as a groovy,drooly, twangie boy. Also, can I borrow "How to Avoid Everything" when you're done?

designing wally said...

So...
Business as usual then..?

Happy New Year
& May you find cooperative household appliances!

xoxox
w

mrpeenee said...

Happy New Year to my favorite Glad Lad.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

That reminds me: I must do some "vacuuming"...

Happy New Year, Jason!

Ur-spo said...

This was one of your most hilarious entries; I loved it
May you get all these accomplished.

The Mistress said...

Drooly?

Remember to pack your Wet Wipes.