Dec 20, 2013

Dear Santa...

here's my Christmas list (part 1)
Books: to learn about different cultures
"Big Dick": for playground fun


Big Jims

Candy canes
For my Big Jim to dress
To keep bitches off my Candy Cane






7 comments:

Mistress Maddie said...

I see it took a glory hole and I dick stick to get the elf off the shelf.

designing wally said...

I could use a big dick...

Jon said...

I MUST have the Cher dressing room set! Jx

Muscato said...

The best thing about the original Cher (and Farrah) dolls was that they were half an inch taller than Barbie (they weren't made by Mattel; Mego, I think) - and with a little effort, Ken fit their fashions surprisingly well!

mrpeenee said...

Big Dick American Boys get me attention every time.

Raina Cox said...

I had the Cher and the Donny and Marie dolls. My evil mother gave all of my dolls to the little girl next door when I went away to college - without asking! We still don't speak.

normadesmond said...

if these gifts aren't under your tree christmas morning, how will you be able to go on?