who is our favorite financial advisor/born again football father is
none other than "John Pruitt".
You mean you weren't obsessively scouring the internet for porn in the early 2000s, waiting ever so patiently for your dial up modem to download the image, centimeter by painful centimeter....
only to stop just before the goods?
(Much just like I've had to criminally crop that last photo?)
Well I guess then you had a life.
This is for the rest of us then: