May 16, 2012

Book Lots

Recently, while at Big Lots, I could barely maneuver my cart full of recently expired Italian potato chips (no, really...the sapore di paprika is the bomb)  for the bins and bins of books in every other aisle.  This is where literature comes to die. And dying it is.
Here are a few of the celebrity tomes available:

Blazin' a trail right on down to the discount bin. Ha ha

More pornography  for Reagan fetishists.

Apparently her uterus can write. Who knew

Do what? I'm scared to ask.

Remember her?

More for the Reagan era fetishists, I'm sure.
Remember her?

I caught the 60 something white male manager sneaking a peak at this one while straightening up the pile.

How did this person manage to get a book deal? Are there Jay Mohr "fans"? If so, I don't want to live in this world.
"Starting over" what? Her face?

Ok, so I almost bought this one. Gay.



9 comments:

mistress maddie said...

Oh dear! What a treasure trove of messes! EXCEPT the Kay Thompson book, now that is the Gem here!

normadesmond said...

i paid a lot more than 3 bucks for my kay thompson!

Ur-spo said...

The Kay Thompson book is FABULOUS !

ayeM8y said...

I'm still working my way through all the books the school library next door threw away.

I'm up to Ian Flemming and Nazi's.

*Makes note to stop by Big Lots to stock up on chips*

Salty Miss Jill said...

I loves me some Big Lots!

Sam Irvin said...

Hey! Thanks for all the love about my KAY THOMPSON book! So glad to read your enthusiastic posts and comments.

Pardon the plug (somebody has to promote the book -- and I guess that would be me!)... but if you want to know more about the book and about Kay Thompson, please visit my website at www.KayThompsonWebsite.com

Think Pink!
Sam Irvin
Author of KAY THOMPSON: FROM FUNNY FACE TO ELOISE (Simon & Schuster)

Margaret said...

Any Tommy Tune books?

normadesmond said...

wow, you never know who you
might run into....that's why i love it here!

Nay said...

R.I.P.