May 20, 2012

A walk to the P.O.

I had to drop my rent check in the mail today....and I need the exercise, so I took a short walk to the post office. Wanna come with me?

On the way out, the smell of pot is thick in the hall way.
What's this? Gosh, all these people on the bayou.  Wtf
Oh, it's the Boogaloo. Again?
No wonder there are so many white people around.


I love a parasol. I wish I had one. Damn it's hot out here.  But I know, boys can't carry parasols.
I just ate, but mmmm....blue crab beignets?
No, I ought not to. Let me get to the PO.
Lesbians. Wouldn't be midcity without the lesbians.
Horrible white people music.  Let's keep walking.


White people art. Let's keep moving.


Wow...doesn't this look like a Seurat??
 Let me take a picture.

Let it go, hippies. Let it go.


 

"Pressed Crab poboy with brie and candied bacon"?
 Hmmm....no.
Too much.
OMG. so cute...
OMG *so* badly dressed.
Sad sad sad.


Wouldn't be midcity without the aging hippies.

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Oh, dammit, leave me alone!  Ok ok.
  Shrimp remoulade and fried green tomato poboy.
What I'm watching while eating.
Mardi gras indian for ...um..."atmosphere"


Why look....it's a parasol stand!
But boys can't have parasols.

Bitch.



14 comments:

Mistress Maddie said...

Oh I have taken my parasol to several Philly games. Oh sure, it got some looks, but once they saw my beauty they were blinded!

Nay said...

Please please please go for a walk with a parasol as soon as possible... Because you're marvelous & who cares what boys "can't" do.

normadesmond said...

i don't even want to think about
the post office closing the branch by you.

designing wally said...

I hope you had a couple before you left the house...

Ur-spo said...

well, at least it was colourful, which is always a good thing in my book.

mrpeenee said...

Shrimp remoulade and fried green tomato po-boy on one hand sounds pretty tasty, but on the other sounds like it has at least one too many ingredients. I keep wanting to tell striving cooks "Reel it in, honey."

The Mistress said...

Somewhere I have a photo I took of a very handsome boy with a parasol.

If I find it, I'm posting it just for you.

Anonymous said...

I hope you didn't lose your rent check along the way, what with all those distractions.

Salty Miss Jill said...

You make everything fun, Jason. :)

Anonymous said...

Buy the parasol. Look how happy you'll be!
Shirtless man with parasol
Boys with parasol

Andrea said...

You must have been there the same day as I was...I made hilariously similar observations.

Anonymous said...

Oh, sweety-darling, where is it written that boys cant carry parasols?!? The same place it is written that boys cant wear wigs, dresses, lipstick and nail polish?!? Must I continue? Buy -- or mop, as necessary -- the damn parasol, and all the neysayers be DAMNED! ;)

Peter said...

You still send cheques? Is there no electronic banking in the US of A? It's so common in Europe, why waste postal stamps.

Diane said...

Next time I'm in NOLA I want to take a walk with you!