colonizing

"This ad has been matched to your interests. It was selected for you based on your browsing activity. Epsilon helped The Swiss Colony determine that you might be interested in an ad like this."

Every time I visit Facebook, I see that their crack team of robots have strategically determined which targeted ads to flash at me.
I honestly had no idea Swiss Colony even still existed, did you?!
But I guess they have me pegged, don't they?

I don't understand.  Perhaps there's some cached record of an old search for porn? It's gotta be porn, right? Swiss Logs? It's always porn. Who knows.

 Anyway, so I clicked....only to find a wonderland frozen in time.

 Did you know that there was  a Swiss Colony Electronics section.

Perhaps you'd like a computer "mouse"... For all you tech savvy types.

Or, from their Fashion section a dream catcher/wolf tee shirt

Or maybe from their jewelry section (no, really) a stylish money clip/watch combo (not even from Switzerland).