recent celebrity sightings

Debbie Harry: performing in the toilet brush 
section of Big Lots

Priscilla Presley: Getting botox at TJ Maxx

Alexis Carrington Colby: about to bitchslap someone 
at Tuesday Morning

Book Lots

Recently, while at Big Lots, I could barely maneuver my cart full of recently expired Italian potato chips (no, really...the sapore di paprika is the bomb)  for the bins and bins of books in every other aisle.  This is where literature comes to die. And dying it is.
Here are a few of the celebrity tomes available:

Blazin' a trail right on down to the discount bin. Ha ha

More pornography  for Reagan fetishists.

Apparently her uterus can write. Who knew

Do what? I'm scared to ask.

Remember her?

More for the Reagan era fetishists, I'm sure.

Remember her?

I caught the 60 something white male manager sneaking a peak at this one while straightening up the pile.

How did this person manage to get a book deal? Are there Jay Mohr "fans"? If so, I don't want to live in this world.

"Starting over" what? Her face?

Ok, so I almost bought this one. Gay.

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