After all those horrible dates and you could have been having surprise buttsex all along the highway! I think Jason and I need to have a little pitstop up ahead.
Miss J was recently at a surprise birthday party where the surprisee fell tot he floor in shock. She imagines the surprise buttsex unraveling in a similar manner.
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6 comments:
After all those horrible dates and you could have been having surprise buttsex all along the highway! I think Jason and I need to have a little pitstop up ahead.
Miss J was recently at a surprise birthday party where the surprisee fell tot he floor in shock. She imagines the surprise buttsex unraveling in a similar manner.
Where is this, the George Michaels Memorial Parkway?
call me old fashioned, but if I'm getting surprise buttsex I'd like it to be a surprise and not have it announced on the highway.
Is this one of AyeM8y's truck stops?
tease!
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