Ryan Reynolds glaring at me from People's Sexiest Men
I mean, yes, he's got a great body, and I guess he's funny, but sexy he ain't. I mean really. But what do I know?
A cursory flip through the magazine made me groan aloud. Then again, I have to remember, this is the magazine who's put Tom Cruise there at least once.
So, being lazy, here's my attempt at NIHG's Sexiest Men Jason Can Think of Right Now.
I haven't put anyone on here I haven't already written about here. I'm just that lazy, but then so is People, don't you think?
This is by no means a definitive list. I could do this all day. Actually, I think I do do this all day. Still each of these I think, deserves the spot more than Mr. Morisette-Johansson up there.
Here they are, in vaguely chronological order. I've put together someone for every age, equal opportunity, that's what I'm saying.