Nov 7, 2010

How to have style (part quatre)

1. Don't be afraid to be sexy



2. Pink chiffon never fails


3. Know how to pose.
4. Diagonal stripes (and wedge shaped hair) are slimming




5. Maximize your best asset


6.Eyepatches are jaunty and practical.

7. You'll never go wrong in heels.



11 comments:

David Toms said...

Jason,I really think you should have sent some of these over to Savoir Faire before posting the unfortunate photos!

Princess said...

Maximise your best asset?
Surely you mean Volumize...

MJ said...

Why does Peenee insist on cramming his size 13s into size 12s?

Kim Hambric said...

I'm going to put maximizing and posing on my to do list.

Miss Janey said...

Miss J is profoundly disturbed by the big toe falling those heels. Really, Jason. You'll be hearing from Miss J's attorney.

Ask the Cool Cookie said...

Dear, ones toes should never hangober the toe box of ones shoes.

Fabulastic said...

I read number 5. But I do not think it would be polite to call attention to my penis...

normadesmond said...
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normadesmond said...

how have i lived without your advice?

ayeM8y said...

I can never resist a guy in a eye patch. Or prosthetic limbs for that matter. Hell, who am I kidding here...

Michael Guy said...

Oh jesus...

That heel shot got me.