1. Don't be afraid to be sexy
2. Pink chiffon never fails
3. Know how to pose.
4. Diagonal stripes (and wedge shaped hair) are slimming
5. Maximize your best asset
6.Eyepatches are jaunty and practical.
7. You'll never go wrong in heels.
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Jason,I really think you should have sent some of these over to Savoir Faire before posting the unfortunate photos!
Maximise your best asset?
Surely you mean Volumize...
Why does Peenee insist on cramming his size 13s into size 12s?
I'm going to put maximizing and posing on my to do list.
Miss J is profoundly disturbed by the big toe falling those heels. Really, Jason. You'll be hearing from Miss J's attorney.
Dear, ones toes should never hangober the toe box of ones shoes.
I read number 5. But I do not think it would be polite to call attention to my penis...
how have i lived without your advice?
I can never resist a guy in a eye patch. Or prosthetic limbs for that matter. Hell, who am I kidding here...
Oh jesus...
That heel shot got me.
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