a new mattress pad
A better cell phone
A snack.
Nicer curtains
A pencil sharpener
A bag
More bookshelves
Dinner
Musical Monday: WHITE CHRISTMAS
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Darlings, it’s time once again for our annual Christmas tradition (now in
its 18th year, if you can believe it), the perennial “White Christmas,”
done up...
11 comments:
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Be prepared for some manscaping if you opt for a cell phone upgrade.
Pick me up one of those cell phones as well.
All that bed needs is a pair of white horses to pull it in a Mardi Gras parade.
Dinner looks like microwaved Spam and gelatin.
Spam Aspic?
This is one some perverted Santa Claus letter.
Does that cell phone come with a razor adapter?
Apparently we need the same things.
You still haven't gotten a new phone?
He's not so bad just a little dated. Remove his glasses and phone and imagine him in bed...mmm I like'em hairy...what can I say I'm a slut.
Ha! A cookbook dedicated to microwave cooking for one? Isn't that was microwave cooking is all about. That's ingenious!
Sounds like someone's ready for a trip to Target.
Have you checked off everything on your list? I have the bed in my garage. I had been using it for sex parties, but you can have it... I want you to have it.
Every one of these were on your last scavenger hunt through Nola. Go check your storage unit.
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