Oct 9, 2010


Found this in my inbox this morning. Some personal ad I didn't even realize I still had has sent me this profile.
"Jacksonej" Age:"24" from "Hattiesburg, Mississippi, United States" wants to "chat"

Glancing at the profile I see that "Jacksonej" is a strapping "6' 1" (185 cm)" and "200 lbs" and is looking for "Not Specified"


Jacksonej is a "Sagittarius", Chinese Horoscope sign is "Ox"
And has "no pets"

Um...unless you count that wig.


Kim Hambric said...

Are you "not specified"?

Margaret said...

Too young and shehe would not rise to your intellectual pursuits adequately.

ayeM8y said...

Said in a singsong voice, "I think we have a winner..."

jason said...

Kim: I think I am all too specified, alas.
Margaret: I'm not so sure about that, but I just couldn't handle the glamour there.
Mean Dirty: ding ding ding.

Michael Guy said...

Yes, but I bet he/she's fried chicken is to die for! And peach cobbler... and mac & cheese...

I suppose I'm making an assumption he/she is cooking someplace other than the bedroom.

Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

So, how did the date go?