Eating dry cereal, watching a rerun of "House Hunters International" for the third time, wondering, "Why, oh why, can't I be a British lesbian couple looking at vacation houses in Greece? Where did it all go wrong?"
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pour some milk over that cereal
and things will get much better.
British lesbians are a little less than one would expect, usually.
Be Glad.
Are you wearing Birkenstocks again?
Why do we do it to ourselves? I don't think I can take hearing about stainless steel appliances one more time. (But, of course, I will take it and come back for more.)
"Weeee cho-oh-se..."
"The house with a spectacular view, far from schools, shopping, people, cows, pigs, smells, air and chose it because it has, granite, rotted wood under granite, rust in all tubs and sinks, pestilence, plague, mice, rats, dragons, neighbors that can't speak our language but bring wine to dinner, 2 car barn complete with moths, bats, bees, unidentifiable bugs, steep taxes, rusted farm equipment and enough sharp objects hidden in the hay that we'll be sure to impale ourselves on at some point!"
turn the tv off, sugar! xoxoxox
Frankly HGTV needs to come up with some new programming. It seems every time I switch to their network it's the damn 'house hunters' or 'house hunters international.'
Frankly, I'm ready for "Gay Men's Shoe Closets" or something similar...
Haha, I was thinking the same thing when that show was on. I could only stomach about 5 minutes before I got too bitterly twisted. I can't take the international House Hunters!
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