"Did you meet Shyniece's brother the other day when he was in town?"
"Oh yeah, he's really nice, funny.
Of course he's doomed-to-eternal-damnation-for -his-homosexual-lifestyle and all, you know."
(entire phrase said as one word)
"Yeah."
(she sighs in agreement)
"What they havin' for lunch today, spaghetti, right?"
"ahem"
(me)
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I hope you sucked your spaghetti strands from your fork, one by one, very slowly & nosily.
Some days don't you just wish you could pick up and move to San Francisco and not have to put up with this shit? A friend from the Bay Area asked if the high school my twins went to had an LGBT Alliance group. I just laughed....
I have a shynephew.
Eternal damnation is having an attitude and thoughts like that.
bet you can't wait for more team building exercises.
This doomed-to-eternal-damnation-for -his-homosexual-lifestyle gentleman has only one thing to say:
What a beautiful new header you have!
(he he he)
As Mark Twain said,
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
"Shyniece"? Are you fuckin' kidding me? God I loooooove that one!
I didn't know you had a sister named Shyniece...
Spaghetti with a side of judgmental ignorance, please.
And...Oh no she DI'INT!
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