6:30 am: An elderly man in fedora briskly walking along the bayou, earnestly strumming a ukulele.
2:30 pm: identical twins having a heated argument with each other...like watching an external internal
9:00 pm: a litter of baby raccoons, scurrying across traffic, dragging a string of silver mardi gras beads and a snack sized bag of Doritos.
7 comments:
Raccoons like to party, too. They probably had a 40 waiting on the other side of the street, that's why the were hurrying.
The raccoons were on a Dorito-run for Britney Spears.
Why did the Raccoon cross the road? Because it was smarter than an Oppossum AND a fifth grader.
Laughing at your idea of elderly.
The Janeys were awakened at 4:45 this morning by some ungodly caterwauling. At first it sounded like a cat fight... Then Mr. J went to investigate & thought an opossum was killing a bird in a tree in the front yard. Miss J is now convinced it was raccoons fighting over Doritos and Mardi Gras jewelry. Fueled by Mr. P's 40, of course.
speaking of identical twink... i recently saw adult (porn) clip of identical twins going at it. It was disturbing, but I could not stop watching....
Yes, that sounds like my 9:00 pm.
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