1. 7:20 am - Directing traffic
2. 7:40 am - Sweeping three tumble weeds of weave off the floor.
3. 7:50 am - Fetching anti-West Nile mosquito spray for student use. Swamp outside is swarming.
4. 9:00 am - explanation to confused 15 year old that the sun rises in the East.
5. 11:10 am - Halting burgeoning fist fight.
6. 12:00 am - amateur psychological counseling (in lieu of lunch)
7. 1:00 pm - ninety text books carried 300 feet
8. 2:00 pm - furniture assembly (bookcase)
9. 3:30 pm - cleaning smears of menstrual blood left on desk chairs...from two separate students.
10. 4:00 pm - Dishing up money-raising nachos after school.
Musical Monday: WHITE CHRISTMAS
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Darlings, it’s time once again for our annual Christmas tradition (now in
its 18th year, if you can believe it), the perennial “White Christmas,”
done up...
10 comments:
3:30.....eeewwwwwwwwwww
the 15 year old is a worry.
I need some Clorox wipes some latex gloves a surgical mask a scour pad a scrub brush’n bucket a hazmat suit a respirator...
Wow, think of all the exercise you're getting. :)
cleaning smears of menstrual blood left on desk chairs...from two separate students.
At least they're not pregnant!
You've got all kinds of admiration from me.
I just have one thing to add to your next list. . . install tampon dispenser in girls' bathroom.
Jason, you are a SAINT.
above and beyond the call of duty!
OH God! Teachers need to be paid more.
We give prayers of thanks and love to Ste. Jeisean.
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