Sep 24, 2009

ten random things done today while not teaching

1. 7:20 am - Directing traffic

2. 7:40 am - Sweeping three tumble weeds of weave off the floor.

3. 7:50 am - Fetching anti-West Nile mosquito spray for student use. Swamp outside is swarming.

4. 9:00 am - explanation to confused 15 year old that the sun rises in the East.

5. 11:10 am - Halting burgeoning fist fight.

6. 12:00 am - amateur psychological counseling (in lieu of lunch)

7. 1:00 pm - ninety text books carried 300 feet

8. 2:00 pm - furniture assembly (bookcase)

9. 3:30 pm - cleaning smears of menstrual blood left on desk chairs...from two separate students.

10. 4:00 pm - Dishing up money-raising nachos after school.

10 comments:

David said...

3:30.....eeewwwwwwwwwww

Ur-spo said...

the 15 year old is a worry.

ayem8y said...

I need some Clorox wipes some latex gloves a surgical mask a scour pad a scrub brush’n bucket a hazmat suit a respirator...

Silly Monkey said...

Wow, think of all the exercise you're getting. :)

MJ said...

cleaning smears of menstrual blood left on desk chairs...from two separate students.

At least they're not pregnant!

Kim Hambric said...

You've got all kinds of admiration from me.

I just have one thing to add to your next list. . . install tampon dispenser in girls' bathroom.

Miss Janey said...

Jason, you are a SAINT.

larry said...

above and beyond the call of duty!

Jill said...

OH God! Teachers need to be paid more.

mrpeenee said...

We give prayers of thanks and love to Ste. Jeisean.