Sep 26, 2009

ding dong, the witch is dead!

The (second) best thing to happen this past new years eve is that my most colorful neighbor, the howler, moved away. No more bone chilling caterwauling for 48 straight hours.
Yes!

Ever since, however, I'm ashamed to admit, I kind of miss her.
Yes.
It's true. I find myself howling under my breath sometimes. Such is life, I suppose.

One thing I definitely miss about her is, however, is how she used to maniacally keep the place clean. The place is constantly dirty now. The cleaning duty has fallen, by default, upon me, it seems. And I am a very poor substitute for her mania. (But no more god-damned Renuzit, that much I can tell you for sure)

When she vacated, I felt liberated! I could finally go out into the back garden without fear of trespassing. She had long treated the back as her personal haven. I was always too intimidated to venture out there. For a few weeks it was mine, all mine!

Once I was sure the coast was clear (it took a while to be completely certain she wasn't just hiding under the house waiting to pounce from behind the ferns), I decided to decorate the place a bit.






I planted a few seed packet herbs from the dollar store here and there. I stole some pots from my mother. The basil has thrived, the lavender and the cilantro, not so much.

Poverty is the mother of invention....or something like that....so I've had to be resourceful. I bought some 15 dollar chairs, and a few strings of deeply discounted paper lanterns, an outdoor mat (for another 15 dollars), made a bench and a little table, from things found in my neighbor's garbage, did a bit of painting with leftover paint...and here it is.

Of course, the sad thing is I haven't been out there at all since. It's too hot and, well, just too lonely to enjoy alone. To be honest, I get kind of sad sitting out there by myself.

I'd thought of having some people over, but again, it's still way too hot for that, and, you know, I'm still half afraid the howler is under the house waiting to pounce. You never can be too safe.

10 comments:

ayem8y said...

Charming! Absolutely charming. You should have some friends over the second a cool snap moves in...this weekend or so the weather man lied about it on the news.

You should shrine off a can of Renuzit in her memory.

Jill said...

Oh Jason! I wish I could join you on the patio. We could make mint juleps and get drunk enough that the heat and humidity would no longer be an issue. I love what you've done. I can't wait to see a picture of the patio at night with your string of lights.

larry said...

looks great jason! a big relief as well! i knew caterwauling was a word. my family has used it but i didn't know how to spell it. thank you for that. you're swell(^-^)

mrpeenee said...

It does look charming, and I'm sure one of the three evenings a year when it's bearable to hang around outside will be along shortly and you'll be all ready.

I miss the Howler Lady too.

Jenn said...

I am so happy for you! We will sip a nice drink in the patio when I return home hopefully soon.

MJ said...

So who'll be moving in to replace her?

Dean Grey said...

Jason!

Now I can see why "The Howler" loved staying in the backyard so much.

What a charming little space! I love that reddish staircase too!

-Dean

Bigg said...

It does look charming - but I'm still giggling over the image of your howler lurking behind the ferns, ready to pounce.

Salty Miss Jill said...

Looks lovely. :)
Perfect for afternoon cocktails, or anytime, really...

Miss Janey said...

Looks fantastic. When Miss J comes 'round for her book tour one o' these years, she expects drinks on the new patio.

It's probably to hot for cilantro. It bolts quite readily when the temps rise. Try again in spring!