Jan 4, 2009

Die Nasty




I was reminiscing today about my worst year of teaching (oh, about 17 years after 1989 or so).
The first day, I remember looking over the rolls.

There were two Krystals, one Alexis, one Fallon, and no less than
three Dominiques.

I should have seen it coming.

(If there had been a Sammy Jo, I probably wouldn't be here to type this.)

9 comments:

mrpeenee said...

But did they have big hair and shoulders to match? Probably.

jason said...

you know it.

fendor said...

No Stevens?

jason said...

I'm afraid not, fendor.
I'm afraid not.

Miss Janey said...

Get OUT! Hilarious.

TJB said...

If you went to the dog run in your park that same year, you probably would have seen quite a few Confirmed Bachelors walking their doddering, 17 year old Pomeranians named Krystal, Alexis, Fallon, and Dominique.

Come to think of it, you probably still would today.

ayem8y said...

Yes but were there any actually named "Dynasty"?

jason said...

A few years later, Ayem8y, yes. She got kicked out, however.

Michael Guy said...

And yet no one wanted to be kindly Mrs. Gunnerson, the cook.