It's all downhill after the title.
Really, I picked it up to see if there was a listing in the index for "staunch cousins"
but no such luck.
I did ,however, glean these choice nuggets:
"Get a Brazilian? Certainly not. Although she was fastidious and understood the need to tend to things down there, she didn't believe that body rituals should be subject to trends."
"Get a hair weave? You bet she would!"