Aug 8, 2008

how not to date

So life is not all gay Iraqis.
(And quel dommage too.)


Here's the most recent responder to my ad.
(I know I'm going to hell for this, but I can't help it. I'm trying to make a point here, people)

Honestly, it isn't the wheelchair, or, well, those eyes.
It isn't even the (all too typical) lack of conversational skills.











No. It was this picture.



Posing on a bearskin rug after puberty is a disability I cannot deal with.
Sorry.

14 comments:

sam said...

LOL

Miss Janey said...

Suhweet sick jebesus. That's just awful.

Donnie v2.0 said...

I pray that Jesus will forgive me for finding so much humor in this.

Silly Monkey said...

The "I'm so sexy" poses just kill me.

Pop Feminist said...

haha! Yeah, you might be going to hell for this.

TJB said...

I'll save you a seat closest to the fire. Bring weiners!

Jim said...

Admit it, you are totally making this stuff all up.

joe*to*hell said...

ok youre not gonna date him.....but did you at least get some ..... try and shake those eyes straight?

Colleen said...

W
O
W
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we used to get nude amateur pics like this all the time at Naked Man Magazine. i could look at them before lunch to help maintain that girlish figure.

BR Bean said...

Can you imagine? What slays me is that he thinks it's OK to put that mess in front of a camera much less throwing it down it down on that bearskin! I'll bring the s'mores.

TJB said...

Sweetie, the last thing he needs is another marshmallow, chocolate square, or graham cracker.

BR Bean said...

(I meant s'mores for those of us who are going to hell.)

Anonymous said...

so...you are passing that one up?

Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

I don't think that's a rug but his ex he keeps around for...special needs.