On a recent jaunt to Big Lots, just to the right of the shrine to Halloween past, behind the orgy of Xmas plastic, not far from the enchanted aisle of garden gnomes, I found a lone box of Bible Bread, with Garlic.
Of course I bought it.
I feel holier already.
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Not sure what that even is, but if its lacking cholesterol, fat *and* sugar, no amount of garlic in the world is going to save it -- Jesus or not!
Oh, don't get a "holier than thou" attitude. With garlic.
I'm sure it tastes heavenly...
Garlickier than thou is more like it.
It's nearly uneatable.
Or maybe it's just because I'm a heathen.
Oh, heathens should beware "Bible Bread" it burns like fire when placed on the tongue and could quite possibly send you straight to HELL! I would suggest switching to the low-cal but higher sin count “Blasphemous Bread.”
You should serve deviled-eggs...
bada bing!
Perhaps some Bible butter would make it better.
Keeps away the Devil and vampires!
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