Nov 12, 2007

Bible Bread, with Garlic



On a recent jaunt to Big Lots, just to the right of the shrine to Halloween past, behind the orgy of Xmas plastic, not far from the enchanted aisle of garden gnomes, I found a lone box of Bible Bread, with Garlic.

Of course I bought it.
I feel holier already.

8 comments:

Stuart said...

Not sure what that even is, but if its lacking cholesterol, fat *and* sugar, no amount of garlic in the world is going to save it -- Jesus or not!

thombeau said...

Oh, don't get a "holier than thou" attitude. With garlic.

ayem8y said...

I'm sure it tastes heavenly...

jason said...

Garlickier than thou is more like it.

It's nearly uneatable.


Or maybe it's just because I'm a heathen.

ayem8y said...

Oh, heathens should beware "Bible Bread" it burns like fire when placed on the tongue and could quite possibly send you straight to HELL! I would suggest switching to the low-cal but higher sin count “Blasphemous Bread.”

Michael Guy said...

You should serve deviled-eggs...

bada bing!

Miss Janey said...

Perhaps some Bible butter would make it better.

Dave said...

Keeps away the Devil and vampires!