can you guess our mystery guest?

Mystery dates from two of the books I'm looking at the pictures of reading right now.


Ex. A.

Sample quote:
 "I gazed lovingly into my husband's eyes while he, being somewhat shorter than I, stood on a box."

Ex. B.

Sample quote: "'It's like---squishy and mushy a little, and all over my clothes! Gross!'"

Sample thoughts:

1. I find myself attracted to both of them.

2. I am profoundly disturbed by this (moreso by  Exhibit B than to Exhibit A, however.)

2. Who has the better hair?

thought for the day

Recently seen (no, really)...

Bust of Ronald Reagan (@consignment shop)

a diet coke "3D" puzzle (@ Michael's)

The Ronald Reagan "Graphic Novel" (at DollarTree)

The Diet Coke Xmas ornament (@TJMaxx)

Anyway, I still think Diet Coke would have been a better president.

Diet Coke/Hillary 2016!

You know, one of those Tuesday nights...

when you find yourself alone, on a late night in Target...

wheeling around a box of plastic Christmas ornaments, a kitchen timer, a big ass cup of diet coke and....a bottle of vodka.

Again.

If in the event the winner is unable to fulfill his duties...

                                         ?


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Stick it

I've just returned yet another crowded suburban parking lot where every other SUV has one of these on it.

I groan each time I see one.
Next step, might be a razor blade....(to the window or my wrists, not sure.)

ahem

OMG. I may need to kill someone

Just stop it already, people!

Ok, not quite as bad

Finally something I hope to see one day.

thought for the day

Champagne Slim

Just finished putting up my little Target Xmas tree...for first time in years. Why not, right? What the hell.

Actually, "Six and a Half Foot Champagne Slim" is how I dream of being referred to one day.

Reminder

 

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Let's play The Biglots Magical Mystery Game!

1.

A. "The Fine Art" section of Biglots
B. The Venus of Willendorf
C. Mom
D.  Your deepest fear
E. All of the above 

2.

A. Fairy

B. Princess

C. Princess and Fairy

D. Fairy and Princess

E.  None of the above

3.

A. White Trash

B. Better than MoonPie Eau de Cologne

C. Heaven in a cup

D. White Trash

E. None of the above

4.

A.Hello Kitty chewing gum
B. Hello Kitty barrettes
C. Hello Kitty jewelry box
D. Hello Kitty's Manhunt profile
D. None of the above