Nov 25, 2012

Champagne Slim

Just finished putting up my little Target Xmas tree...for first time in years. Why not, right? What the hell.

Actually, "Six and a Half Foot Champagne Slim" is how I dream of being referred to one day.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know so many secrets
Such secrets full of fun;
But if you hear my secrets,
Please don't tell anyone.
Here are some lights that twinkle,
Here is an ornament.
Here is a great big present
From Grandpa it was sent.
And on the very tip-tip top,
An angel you can see,
What is the secret? Can't you tell?
Why, it's a Christmas tree!
__________________________________

I like to visit Santa Claus
When Christmastime is near.
It's fun to climb up on his lap
And whisper in his ear.

He says, "My dear, have you been good?
Have you done what Mother said you should?
Do you brush your teeth and hair each day?
Are you kind to others when you play?

I listen to each question
And answer every one.
Although I am ashamed to say
I must say no to some.

But Santa never scares me;
He doesn't even scold.
He just says, "Try again, my dear,
You're a fine lad, I am told."

Gee, I like to visit Santa Claus
When Christmastime is near.
It's fun to climb up on his lap
And whisper in his ear...

-- Short Christmas Poems --

normadesmond said...

your person or your cock?

The Mistress said...

Good heavens, Norma.

With 600 tips?

Andrea said...

Cuteness

Mistress Maddie said...

I love that is big and slim!!! Were the balls included? This would be nice for the guest quarters.

ayeM8y said...

Sweet little Charlie Brown tree.

Ur-spo said...

I think it has élan.

Salty Miss Jill said...

What it lacks in girth, it makes up in length....and sparkle!