Jan 1, 2015

A Few (not so) New New Years Resolutions


1.Take up a new hobby


2. Focus on the positive
3.Get into better shape



4. Make new friends


5.Go somewhere ferchristsakes



6. Read more
7. Love everyone.
8. Put more money into savings

9. host a party
10. Get a man, dammit

10 comments:

Jon said...

I want a hate ray... Jx

Diane said...

Happy new year, dear! You could come visit me and scratch one of those resolutions off your list . . .

Inexplicable DeVice said...

As Jon's nabbed the Hate Ray, I'm off with that pointy looking spell to trap a man!

Happy New Year!

normadesmond said...

honey, all you'll ever need is
that packaged kardashian ass.

Ur-spo said...

I have seventeen resolutions.

designing wally said...

I really like how you invest your cash...
Happy New Year!

SaltyMissJill said...

That guy in his britches carrying books will do.

Petal McMarkus said...

Do it! Kick all the butts!
(or whatever it is people do to get men...)

mrpeenee said...

I have decided to take up the veil and become a bride of christ. A pruny, old mean one.

jason said...

Oh Mr. P, that is a bit redundant, isn't it?