Because of my damned diet.
Musical Monday: WHITE CHRISTMAS
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Darlings, it’s time once again for our annual Christmas tradition (now in
its 18th year, if you can believe it), the perennial “White Christmas,”
done up...
11 comments:
The color green is all you can think about?
as i sit here, filling my gullet.
Honey, go have shrimp po-boy. You'll feel ever so much better.
That GIF is singularly hypnotic - the combo of spoon and tits is riveting.
As for the diet, well, honey, just cut out the Diet Dr. Pepper and you'll feel much better. Well, that and try to keep away from Satan.
Your diet? Did a doctor put you on a bearded clam diet? Nappy Tacos?
I think you should burn up a few hundred calories doing the photographer of the Teen Model Calorie Counter.
Sweetie, why you're on a diet is something I do not understand. Listen to Mr. P! (Not that I would usually advise that . . . )
To hell with Sally Murdock, have the number eight...
I think you are in desperate need of getting laid, soon.
Jason--I NEED that necklace. And some tacos. *if you can tell me where you found it, I would appreciate it. It's now my Facebook cover photo and it couldn't be any more appropriate. (p.s. Peenee--Po-Boy might also be appropriate as a heart charm necklace.)
Alas, lucitebox, it's from dark forgotten recess of Tumblrland....so who knows where it's from. I'm sorry.
Maybe I'll get the engravers at the mall to make one, say my girlfriend's name is "Taco".
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