VARIETY Oscars Cover: Nicole Kidman on Her Separation, that 1997 Oscars
Dress, SCARPETTA, and More
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In a new cover story for VARIETY, Nicole Kidman speaks with Chief
Correspondent Matt Donnelly for the Oscars issue on her separation from
Keith Urban, th...
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Its the story of fetishes, tuxedos, and yes, UPS trucks. But there could only be room in John Claud's life for two of these things, and alas, the UPS truck took the news very poorly.
Crown Roast of Rat. Mmmm.
oh my goodness... Where did you find that photo of mini Me!?
What the????????
I am *so* confused . . .
I'm somewhere in this photo.
Go get some Tylenol.
Wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, Kenmore Junior and I will be there...
Wherever there's a cop beating up a guy,
Kenmore Junior and I will be there...
Kenmore Junior and I will be in the way guys yell when they're mad....
Kenmore Junior and I will be there in the way kids laugh when they know supper's ready...
And wherever there's a UPS truck up a bank, escaping a rising river, Kenmore Junior and I will be there too...
I'll wear a red carnation so you'll recognize me....
Wally wins. Now, quick, shoot him with a tranquilizer dart gun.
Obviously I am behind in my drinking.
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