Jul 26, 2012

mysterious ways

Today, at the library, I picked up this slender tome from the stacks:
Because....well, I want to know, 
dammit.

only to find a holy card of St. Francis marking the chapter titled 
"You're a Slut".

                                                              

8 comments:

Thombeau said...

It's a miracle!

Diane said...

Love it! I'm always amazed by what I find in the books I buy at second-hand stores. But this beats even the $5 bill in Craig Clabourne's Food Encyclopedia.

Margaret said...

They stopped reading when they read the sentence at the bottom of the page, "Men don't fall in love through their peens..." And now they are in a convent. See what liars cause? More Catholics, that's what!

hayward said...

Is that Ms. or Mrs. McMillan?

mistress maddie said...

Now that is priceless! And that would be my luck too. Althought I wouldn't need the book to tell me why I ain't married. "it" has a mind of its own and won't stay in one place.

Virginia said...

Hilarious! still chuckling...

Ur-spo said...

I have the St. Joseph version of this card !!!

Salty Miss Jill said...

God is trying to tell you something.