Don't be afraid to make an entrance.
Please don't show off your fancy new Iphone.
Always exercise to keep fit.
Ladies love a man in a hat (even if it belongs to Madeline)
You can't go wrong in a designer label.
Remember jumpsuits are for "uh men" too.
Black is a slimming, elongating color.
Don't be afraid to use a bit of discreet hair coloring.
When in doubt, accentuate your cock.
12 comments:
These are rules all men should live by!
Oh my...I really like the white cock!
I need an image consultant. Are you available?
Is it really necessary to grasp your cock in order to call attention to it?
A reminder that the '70's must be the winner of the worst decade in fashion history.
Even if it belongs to Madeline - you crack me up.
groovy
But talking on your IPhone makes you seem more popular than you really are.
I have that exact same powder blue jumpsuit- for real- I actually wore if for some pregnancy shots with my first- oy vey.
All I've got to say is: HOT!
I'll sure be laughing in mah sleep tonight! :)
Are Blackulas back in season?!!
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