Night Crumbs - Just when I started to say, “I’d rather fuck myself gently with a chainsaw than watch the TV reboot of Heathers (the one where the outcasts are the popular...
Sep 19, 2011
Hints for the gents
Don't be afraid to make an entrance.
Please don't show off your fancy new Iphone.
Always exercise to keep fit.
Ladies love a man in a hat (even if it belongs to Madeline)
You can't go wrong in a designer label.
Remember jumpsuits are for "uh men" too.
Black is a slimming, elongating color.
Don't be afraid to use a bit of discreet hair coloring.
When in doubt, accentuate your cock.