I find that I’m more romantic towards my home when I drink mushroom tea from an ornate samovar then I have meaningful conversations with the toaster and polish the kitchen floor doing the frog and the hully gully wearing Mop’n Glo saturated ankle booties…WV - exualThat state of sensual arousal derived from household appliances.
I do feel much better now...
brini maxwell should do the remake.
sweet mary sunshine, sugar! i feel as if i just hit the pipe once too often! ;) xoxoxoxo
I am having a love affair with my washing machine and dryer... I mean apart from sitting on the washer during the spin cycle.I was giving a friend a tour of my house. We went into the laundry room and she burst out laughing as I embraced my washer and dryer.I didn't even realize what I was doing...yes, I love my washer and dryer that much.
Disclaimer: Copious amounts of gin and tranquilizers were involved in the living of this dream.
Best show EVER! Miss J wants Helen Shane to star in the remake!
ye Gods! I did need that, and didn't even know it!
This is how behave when I am stoned... it is as if you have a Steve-Cam.
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