Sep 11, 2011

Ah....just what you need now....



And by "you", of course I mean "me".

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to romance my air conditioner
like she deserves.

10 comments:

ayeM8y said...

I find that I’m more romantic towards my home when I drink mushroom tea from an ornate samovar then I have meaningful conversations with the toaster and polish the kitchen floor doing the frog and the hully gully wearing Mop’n Glo saturated ankle booties…

WV - exual

That state of sensual arousal derived from household appliances.

designing wally said...

I do feel much better now...

normadesmond said...

brini maxwell should do the remake.

savannah said...

sweet mary sunshine, sugar! i feel as if i just hit the pipe once too often! ;) xoxoxoxo

MJ said...

I am having a love affair with my washing machine and dryer... I mean apart from sitting on the washer during the spin cycle.

I was giving a friend a tour of my house. We went into the laundry room and she burst out laughing as I embraced my washer and dryer.

I didn't even realize what I was doing...yes, I love my washer and dryer that much.

Peeper Beeper said...

Disclaimer: Copious amounts of gin and tranquilizers were involved in the living of this dream.

Miss Janey said...

Best show EVER! Miss J wants Helen Shane to star in the remake!

ilduce said...

ye Gods! I did need that, and didn't even know it!

Ur-spo said...

shocking!

Stephen said...

This is how behave when I am stoned... it is as if you have a Steve-Cam.